Joyful Expressions My Christmas Present -- Michelina/Tina
A lot of my pictures of Michelina/Tina are on my other computer, so I can't let you laugh at those right now. I have wanted a dress form for years, and I even purchased one a few months ago from Hancock's. I bought the Medium size so I could unscrew it to be as fat as me. I unscrewed all the knobs, but no way on earth could I get that thing to look like me. It doesn't take into account shoulder slope, boob slope, high hip, sway back, high waist, prominent shoulder blades, round back, etc. I decided to research the "do it yourself" dress form on you tube. You make it by wrapping duct tape all around your body until you nearly suffocate, and then you cut it off -- well, your helper cuts it off. My husband had heard my friend, Phylly, and I talk about it -- although I had no idea he was actually listening.
One day a few weeks ago, my husband came into my sewing/quilting studio and walked up to me and took my hands in his hands. HOW SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
He said he didn't know what to get me for Christmas. He said he had been researching dress forms on the internet and you tube and told me he wanted to make me one for Christmas. I tried not to drop over in a dead faint that he actually had not only heard me talk about a dress form but had RESEARCHED it! Awesome! I told him that was a GREAT idea.
He went to the local hardware store and purchased 8 rolls of duct/duck tape. He also decided that he was going to try his own system, so he purchased about 12 cans of insulation foam in the squirt cans. You spray it into a hole/space/cavity and it expands. He had determined that he would use the foam to make my boobs stay put because some of the makers on you tube had difficulty with the boobs staying stuffed with polyfill.
Sooooooooooo....last weekend, after church, Jerry came up to my studio with the tape and the spray in hand. I decided I better find something to wear UNDER the tape. Most wear a big tee shirt. I didn't want to wear a big tee shirt because I'm already big enough! I chose a Cudl Duds long sleeve top with a crew neck for my top and a tight leotard short for my bottom. I wanted the upper part of my legs to be wrapped so I could use Tina for pants fitting also. I'll let you know why that was a bad idea later.
About the name: Michelina/Tina. When Jerry got me all wrapped up in the tape, and I looked in the mirror, my first thought was, "OMG, I look like the Michelin Tire Man!" I decided to call her Michelina. Later, when I showed the picture to my friend, Phylly, she said I looked like the Tin Man and should call her Tina.
-----------I'm back and it is several days later. Life got busy all of a sudden. Back to the duck tape dress form. Below are pictures of the dress form AFTER it was cut up the back and removed from my body -- then thrown in the car for a trip to our other house 150 miles away -- then brought in out of the car and stuffing attempts begun.
Jerry had brought the insulation foam boobs and decided he would put them into the dress form first. Only problem was, the dress form was all squished and funny looking. Remember, Jerry decided to make the boobs out of insulation foam by filling my bra up with it. Seemed logical.
The foam kept squirting out for hours. I couldn't imagine that my body actually resembled these oddities. Jerry opened Tina up and tried to put the boob blobs into Tina. But, NO! The cavities in the dress form and these foam boobs did not match at all. The form was way too small. We then decided that we should put the dress form back on my body and stretch it out. Sounds simple, huh? Check out the dress form..